Who was it that said "Life is not fair" ? I am not a fan of that guy for sure! That saying is so not the answer I want to hear to my complaining - not ever.
So, who is it that says life IS fair?!?! The answer to that question is: NO ONE!
Why hasn't someone repeated "Life IS fair" enough times for it to be the saying that sticks? That seems like a better statement to me! I figure if it is said enough times that it eventually will stick & be true -may be only at one time in your life, but at least you could say that life, finally, IS fair. (You could be one of the LUCKY ones and have it happen more than once).
I need (ok, more like I WANT) life to be fair. I want this not only for myself but for everyone else too. (SEE I am not as selfish as you all thought!!)
Wouldn't you be a happier you if life was fair? (I know that I WOULD!)
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
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PSST - How's this font size for you old man, I mean BridMan?!?!? Can you read it now??? huh? huh?
1 - who the hell is "bridman"?? You need english lessons from Audioslave - his is vastly improving.
2 - If life were fair I would not be hideous and all females would be hot, into me and not related to me
3 - NO ONE IS A FAN OF THAT GUY (aka "THAT GAY") We let him participate in blogging out of pity and kindness. We just never wrote it for him to read... you one COLD NOT THE DOCTOR
OK BIRDMAN - one misspelled word & YOU are all over ME?!?!? You have NEVER, EVER made a comment w/o an error?!?!?hhhmmmm???? RIGHT!
Well, excuse me Mister Bird-tastic!
Life is not fair because people do not 'play' fair. People cheat. People are self serving.
I think every now and then the scales dip in our favor - if ever so briefly. This keeps us going...it feeds our honest souls.
Life is not fair. I am fighting the battle of more than enough body hair. The other day while swimming at the Burbank City Plunge one of the parents made the comment that I should wear a body net so I will not plug the pool filters and ruin the aqua fun for others! One of the things that is tough on me is when you are hanging out with your buddies and playing with hamsters with our shirts off and when I get off the couch he hands me a vacuume to clean up after myself. I had a Brazilain body wax, but in 4 to 5 days I am like a cactus. Can you or anyone help ME!!!
OK Anonymous - All I can offer you is this advice: Invest in Gillette Stock! Buy your self some good razors & get to shaving! OR you could always go for electrolysis….And is “playing with hamsters with out shirts off” code for something?!?!? I never know with you kids today!
Hey Flower – let me tell you a thing or 2 – having the hairy guy touch himself, regardless if it is his inner or outter self, is NOT going to get rid of the hair issue! And his hair is NOT a sign of his tortured soul…come on! And I bet there are many a hairless creatures that would love to be in his (or her) place! How would mother earth respond to that?
You need a new posting....fast.
Nothing wrong with being a hairy guy. If only the hair on my back would work its way onto the top of my head. Then I'd have something.
Dear notthedoctor- I wish I was a kid then maybe I would not have this problem, sometimes I think you don't understand me, you remind me of my mom. The only benefit to all this body hair is watching my hamsters make little cinimon roll like nest on me - its relaxing. I have tried shaveing but it grows out to fast and starts to poke out of the stitching on my shirt. Waxing negative, to painful and I think I have heard of this electrolysis but I don't want to mess with my brain to loose body hair.
Flower Child- I think you are right I do have conflicts from within myself. I have noticed people at the beach that seem to be at peace from within themselves. I don't know if you have heard about this but it is a vibe that the earth puts out - an absolute positive magnetic field. Each field continues on upon itself so you can travel from one layer to another. The field is made up of .34687 positive energy. My dream is to be shot out of a high velocity cannon in a negative magnetic outfit so I can travel the world. I wish I could talk to mother earth to learn if this is true.
Hairy guys are HOTT!!!!!!!!!
Since when did a dip in a piss-soaked public plunge become "aqua fun?"
Y’all are very entertaining to me; reading your posts and comments and digs at each other. This is way out of line on my part, but I’m going to point out a few things:
notthedoctor: the answer to your question to Birdman is yes. He has made an error in the entry before yours. English is supposed to be capitalized.
Anonymous #1: vacuum does not end in the letter “e”. I can help you; buy a dictionary.
Anonymous #2: it’s cinnamon, not cinimon. Also, shaving does not have an “e” in the middle, and it’s lose, not loose. You can borrow #1’s dictionary when he or she is done with it.
@NotTheDoctor: Ok, so you REALLY need a new posting....
*Your Mom* thinks I'm hot!
Um, yeah -RIGHT! Somehow, I don't think that *YOUR MOM* thinks that @ all!
I like fun
I smell bacon!
Who thinks life is not fair because they have a HOT HAIRY MOM that swims at the plunge!!! I have a "73" Buick Skyliner that will burn the tires like a WWII flame thrower and yet still provide a smooth supportive ride for the elderly! Right when you think life is not fair you realize IT IS!
Life is a gas. Fair or no, it is what it is. Only a fool, or a hairy bastard would think otherwise.
farts and balls
skank sandwich
Ok ... me thinks this blog hath gone a rye!
That GAY is gross...EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
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